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🎤 TECHNOLOGY 🎤

Redlands' Premier Singing IT Company — We don't just fix your computers, we perform a full musical number about it.

🎶 BOOK A PERFORMANCE 🎶
🌟 THE NEW DIRECTIONS OF IT 🌟
Our weekly team meeting is technically a rehearsal
The GleeTop Technology Glee Club — ready to sing your problems away
📸 The GleeTop Glee Club — "We literally harmonize during standup meetings"
🎭 Our Greatest Hits (Services) 🎭
Every service comes with a mandatory musical number
🎤
Don't Stop Believin' (In Your Backups)
♪ "Hold on to that feelin'... that your data is safe" ♪
Our backup choir performs a nightly serenade to your servers while ensuring 3-2-1 backup compliance. Standing ovation guaranteed.
🛡️
Somebody to Watch Over Me (Endpoint Security)
♪ "Won't you tell him please to put on some MFA" ♪
24/7 security monitoring with dramatic musical stings every time we block a threat. Our SOC team literally gasps in harmony.
🔧
Fix You (Helpdesk Support)
♪ "When you try your best but your printer won't print" ♪
Submit a ticket, receive a ballad. Our Tier 1 techs will serenade you through a password reset. Tier 2 brings the full choreography.
☁️
Head in the Clouds (M365 Migration)
♪ "Take my hand, take my whole AD too" ♪
We'll migrate your entire organization to the cloud while performing an interpretive dance about Azure AD. Confetti at cutover.
📋
We Are the Champions (Compliance)
♪ "No time for breaches, 'cause we are the champions... of HIPAA" ♪
HIPAA, FTC Safeguards, WISP — we'll get you compliant AND compose an original fight song for your audit team.
🎹
Piano Man (Network Orchestration)
♪ "Sing us a song, you're the firewall man" ♪
Full network design and UniFi deployments. Our network architect plays actual piano while configuring your VLANs. It's a whole thing.
⭐ Standing Ovations ⭐
Real reviews from real audience members (clients)
"I called about a printer jam and the entire IT team showed up in matching varsity jackets and performed a choreographed number while fixing it. My printer works AND I cried. 10/10."
— Local Manufacturing Company
Standing ovation at the copier
"They migrated our entire AD domain and when the final sync completed, confetti fell from the ceiling. I still don't know how they got confetti in our server room."
— Engineering Firm
Still finding confetti in the rack
"During our security awareness training, Byron rapped the entire NIST framework. My employees actually paid attention for once. The choreography was tight."
— Law Office
Compliance has never slapped this hard
🎼 Tonight's Setlist (Pricing) 🎼
All plans include minimum 3 musical numbers per month
01
🥉 "New Directions" — Starter Plan
Basic managed IT + one mandatory group number per quarter
$$/mo
02
🥈 "Sectionals" — Growth Plan
Full stack IT + security + monthly ballad about your network health
$$$/mo
03
🥇 "Nationals" — Enterprise Plan
Everything + dedicated vocal coach for your helpdesk + flash mob at your next board meeting
$$$$$/mo
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💎 "Mr. Schue's Pick" — Custom Encore
We write a fully original musical about your digital transformation journey. Tony-eligible.
Call us
TECHNOLOGY

The show choir of managed IT. Serving the Inland Empire with harmony, choreography, and 99.9% uptime.

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🎭 Happy April Fools' Day from the real team at eTop Technology! We promise we're actually very professional. Mostly. The varsity jackets are real though.

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